WARNING:
★ this site contains flashing lights, eyestrain, bright colors, and a lot of moving parts. please continue at your own discretion
★ this site is not properly formatted for mobile. some parts may be broken if you are viewing on a phone!
★ this site can be a bit resource-intensive at times, as there are a lot of images and animations. i use firefox, so it would probably be best viewed there.

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